Re: Time for a little humor, lexophile style.
The Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners,
asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner w ith a nice young
lady,how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll
be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at
the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your
good manners?'
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
you
to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
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