I just heard this one from the truck driver that delivered this AM!
The bank suffers an armed robbery and a guard is shot.
The gunman goes up to one of the people and ask,"Did you see what I did?"
The person replies,"Yes, I did." The gunman immediately shot the person in the head.
The gunman goes up to a second person and ask the same question, "Did you see what I did?"
The second person answers with hesitation, "Yes, yes I did." The gunman shot the second person in the head.
The gunman goes up to a third person and asked the same question,"Did you see what I did?"
The third person replied, "No sir, I did not see a thing, but my wife saw every bit of it!!!"