A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out,
Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'*
*Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'*
*The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere'*
*The clerk is astonished.*
*'Your husband's name is Crisco?'*
*The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we’re out in public'*
*'I see,' said the clerk.*
*'What do you call him at home?'*
*'Lard ass.'*
*I love old people!*
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