Excuse me, people. Let's not make this harder than it is. It's really simple:
Step 1 (Photo 1): Grab yerself one of them fancy wearin' clothes. Nothing too 'laborate. Just maybe wear that dress t-shirt you been holdin' onta...
Add some glass, maybe a set of them aviaters things that make you look like Tom Clancy! You know, that galoot from the movie Hot-Dog???
Step 2 (Photo 2): Read ya some material that some dude seems to be throwin' out of his airplane over the city everytime I go outside!
And maybe wear ya a few name badges, if you have any laying around. Use yer good eye for lookin'. You don't wanna miss all them cars!
Step 3 (Photo 3): If all else fails, start yankin' on them ders!!!!
Follow these simple steps and you're SURE to make a name for yourself, and believe me.....EVERYONE will know who you are!!!!
Cheers
Dave