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Old 11-02-2017, 06:56 PM
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The Cardiologist

A Ford motor mechanic was removing a cylinder head from an engine when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his work shop.

The doctor was there waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey doc, do you want to take a look at this?"


The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was working.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So
doc, look at this engine.

I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and replaced anything damaged and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7 million when
you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic:

"Try doing it with the engine running!"
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