[bbbentley]

A Sunday School class of 6 year old's is asked by their teacher, "what part of your body do you think enters Heaven first?" Susie thoughtfully answers the teacher saying, she believes your hands enter first as St. Peter is extending his hand to greet you. The teacher commends Susie for her great answer. Little Billy scrunches his face and nods in disagreement. The teacher says, "You look like you have a different answer, what do you think, Billy?" Billy says, "teacher, I believe your feet enter Heaven first!" "Well, Why do you think that is the case Billy?", the puzzled teacher asked. Billy says, "The other night I walk in on Mom and Dad and Mom's feet were straight up in the air and she was screaming, Oh Lord, I am coming, I am coming!"..."and it was all Dad could do to keep her pinned down!"