"Camaro Convertible"

[MrsBillyBobcat]

One night Officer O'Hara is cruising around in his patrol car.

He is on the lookout for trouble.

He sees two little old ladies sitting in a Camaro convertible, parked in a used car lot.

The car lot is closed, so O'Hara drives up along side the Camaro and asks, "Are you two ladies trying to steal this car?"

"Certainly not ," says one of the old ladies, "We just purchased the car this afternoon."

"Well", says the cop, "Why dont you start it up and drive out of here?"

"We dont drive", replies the other little old lady, "And besides we are waiting. We were told that if we bought a car here we would get screwed ."