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[Kim_Howie]

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock
on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a
problem. One of the deputies ask if he is married, and if so,
can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The deputy says, " I'm sorry sir, but it looks your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says ,I know, but she has a great personality and is a excellent cook.