Joke

[Charley Lillard]

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to
respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived,
everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the
doctor yelled "Up Nuts," and the patients complied by
standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they
all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the
doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause
and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against
the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts,"
and they all started booing and catcalling. Comfortable with
their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot
dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was
a riot inprogress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor
asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well
everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and
yelled, "PEANUTS!"