Duck Hunters?

[x Baldwin Motion]

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning in the field when he
decided to take a leak....
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then, a gust of wind
blew, the gun fell over, and it discharged...shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his
doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that
you are going to be ok,
the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage,
and we were able to remove
all of the bird shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive
damage done to your penis.
I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied. "Is your brother a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local
symphony.... He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in
your eye."


with all the crap that is on network TV I would hope this is not offensive.