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Old 10-11-2008, 10:49 PM
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Default Inevitable Mergers

I don't like to give this sort of advise, but this really makes sense to me.
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros
and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some
good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks...
> >
> > Watch for these consolidations in later this year:
> >
> > 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.
> > Grace
> > Co. Will merge and become:
> > Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
> >
> > 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
> > become:
> > Poly, Warner Cracker.
> >
> > 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
> > MMMGood.
> >
> > 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
> > and become:
> > ZipAudiDoDa .
> >
> > 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
> > FedUP.
> >
> > 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
> > Fairwell Honeychild.
> >
> > 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
> > PouponPants.
> >
> > 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
> > Knott NOW!
> >
> > And finally...
> >
> > 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
> > TittyTittyBangBang



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Old 10-12-2008, 01:06 AM
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Very funny Sam!
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Old 10-12-2008, 02:00 AM
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Default Re: Inevitable Mergers

10.)Yokohama and Hoosier race tire divisions consolidating

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Old 10-12-2008, 02:55 AM
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I love number 9
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