Smart Phone??

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<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">Now I know why they call them Smartphones</span> </span> [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Last Sunday we were coming back from the Adirondacks and stopped at a local Stewarts for fuel. As I was feeding the Tahoe, I noticed a young woman trying to put gas in her vehicle while she continued to text on her <span style="font-style: italic">Smartphone</span>

It was quite amusing watching this gal try to juggle the pump controls, insert her credit card, remove the gas cap and begin the fueling process, all while continuing to communicate with her hand held pacifier [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/hmmm.gif[/img]

Just as I was finished filling the bottomless tank of the Tahoe, I noticed a strong smell of gasoline. I looked over at Miss Text 2012 to see the gas pouring out of the nozzle and spilling onto the ground. She was oblivious to the event and continued to text away...I yelled to her and pointed to the ground, she was amazed to see the gasoline filtering through her toes in the sandals she was wearing [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/shocked.gif[/img]

She quickly turned off the gas, shook of her feet and proceeded into the store with great haste...no doubt to purchase the latest copy of <span style="font-style: italic">Smartphone Monthly</span> [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/burnout.gif[/img]

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