A Riddle

**Mr70** · #1 08-03-2004, 07:23 PM

To attempt this is Illegal,but to accomplish it isn't.
What am I???

Canucklehead · #2 08-03-2004, 07:30 PM

Going over niagra falls in whatever.

Verne_Frantz · #3 08-03-2004, 08:00 PM

Suicide.

CT Mark · #4 08-03-2004, 08:00 PM

Suicide?

**Mr70** · #5 08-03-2004, 08:05 PM

Last two are correct.

**Bill Pritchard** · #6 08-03-2004, 09:29 PM

If you leave me your Chevelle in your Will, I promise I'll take excellent care of it

**Born30YrsLate** · #7 08-03-2004, 09:44 PM

Boy Rick....are you having a bad day that you came up with that one???....just think about a "happy place"...

**Mr70** · #8 08-03-2004, 09:53 PM

John Kerry walks into a bar.
The bartender says,"Why the Long face?"...ba dum um.
Thank you I'll be here all week...

**Bill Pritchard** · #9 08-03-2004, 10:27 PM

"Live, from the stage of the William Tell Lounge at the Countryside Holiday Inn.........."

Verne_Frantz · #10 08-03-2004, 10:56 PM

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender "I'll have a beer....and one for the road"