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12-03-2004, 06:22 AM
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Joke
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when
he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handfull of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, 'We just love the chocolate around them. 
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#3
12-03-2004, 06:37 AM
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Re: Joke
Cut it out Charley...why do jokes about Mr Cumby like that ?
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 <span style="font-weight: bold"> (__{B}_____]]]]~~~~</span>Don't mess with old farts - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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#4
12-03-2004, 07:33 AM
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Re: Joke
That's easy Bob...because he deserves it!
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#5
12-03-2004, 07:50 AM
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Poor guy probably thought it was Ex Lax
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<span style="font-weight: bold"> (__{B}_____]]]]~~~~</span>Don't mess with old farts - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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#6
12-03-2004, 08:42 AM
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Re: Joke
Ah..............that's why everytime I call D.C. at work they tell me he is "unavailable".
Next time I'll tell them they should install a telephone in the restroom.
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J.D. Le Blanc 1997 30th Anniversary Camaro SS #742/2091 2001 Phase I Dale Earnhardt Intimidator SS Camaro #68 2002 Phase II Camaro ZL-1 Supercar #17 2010 Silverado LT 4X4 Crew Cab 6.2 liter 2011 Tahoe LS 4X4 Sport Utility 5.3 liter
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#7
12-03-2004, 06:22 PM
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Re: Joke
Charlie, you have to start respecting your elders.
Don
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Don Stowers 66 GTO, Tri power, Fact. A/C, 4 speed 65 Corvette, L-76, Conv., Fact. A/C 63 Corvette SWC
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#8
12-03-2004, 07:00 PM
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Re: Joke
Thank you, Don. At least I have ONE friend left in this outfit!
 Charley, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for the moment (realizing you're not all that far behind Don and me!!!  ) But as for Bob, Annie and JD, ........... I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, and a little too much about a couple of you for your own good!!!!! Play Nice kiddies. 
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Don't mistake education for intelligence. I worked with educated people. I socialize with intelligent people.
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#9
12-03-2004, 09:24 PM
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Re: Joke
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Charlie, you have to start respecting your elders. Don [/ QUOTE ] wouldn't they be considered charley's peers? 
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I don't think it was coincidence that the Great Depression happened during Prohibition... 
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