New Ford Caution Fan Sticker Memo

[SamLBInj]

Please send this memo out to any CHEVROLET car owner who's car is sporting the infamous Ford Caution Fan Sticker..

Dear Sir/Miss,
Your new incredible restoration looks very nice. I was wondering why the experts who you readily paid through the Whazoo to make sure your car was correctly detailed, slapped on a FORD CAUTION FAN sticker on the radiator shroud. This is making me think that the rest of your car could in fact be put together with miscellaneous Ford and maybe even the cheaper Dodge and Plymouth parts. In closing, please except my deepest condolences for hiring a totally inept restoration shop and now that you know that they most likely screwed you and your car you now may want to remove that ridiculous FORD CAUTION FAN sticker, grease it up with some KY Jelly and politely jamb this up the restoration shop owners food waste canal. When you return from the restoration shop, please wash your hands and then explain to all of us how you can justify, in good conscious, the incredibly over priced amount you are trying stick some poor unsuspecting schlep with this slapped together piece of junk.
Yours Truly,
The Ford Caution Fan Club

[427TJ]

The letter should be from the "Ford Caution Fan Sticker Police."

"Okay Mr. Camaro owner, we're gonna' let you off with a warning this time. Next time we see one of these *%$@# Ford fan stickers on anything BUT a Ford we're gonn'a have to run you in. Have a nice day."

I'd love to see someone walk up to a Chevy at a show and just rip the Ford sticker right off the shroud! That'd be justice done.

Ford fan sticker abuse =

[Lynn]

But I bet it has some of those dill valve caps!!!!