Wyoming sex......

[budnate]

Two cowboys from Wyoming were out on the range talking about
their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think
I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one,"
said the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all
fours and you mount her from behind. Then you
reach around and cup each one of her breasts in
your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these
feel just like your sister's.'


Then you try and
stay on for 8 seconds."

[BBIGG BLOCK 396]

Bud that was pretty good! Here is one for you.

An 80 year old lady went to a motorcycle clubs house where they all hung out and knocked on the door.A big burly biker with no shirt on and tatoos all over him opened the door and said may I help you.The old lady said yea I would like to join your motorcycle club.The big ole biker thought he would humor the old lady and asked well do you have a bike! The old lady pointed to a big black fat boy all black with red and black flames all over it and said yea that is mine with the flames! The big ole biker looked and was impressed! He asked her then well do you drink! The old lady said like a fish and I can out drink anyone in your club.The big ole biker said do you smoke and the old lady said like a chimney at least 3 packs a day and 4 joints! At this point the biker was pretty impressed with the old lady.He then asked well have you ever been picked up by the FUZZ,she answered no but I have been swung around by my nipples a few times! He let the old lady join!

[SamLBInj]

Both of those were really good..