The Plan

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The Plan!



You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be tho-
roughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.


6) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

7) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

8) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

9) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward
it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

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That is a great plan but include Michael Moore in it to go to another Country to live with them and get him out of the USA!

Bobby Dodson

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That is a great plan but include Michael Moore in it to go to another Country to live with them and get him out of the USA!

Bobby Dodson

[/ QUOTE ]I could not have said it better myself... That Man is an ASSSHOLE... Mark

[Belair62]

Was this really Robin Williams ?? This is great...but would never work because ACLU would sue.

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Was this really Robin Williams ?? This is great...but would never work because ACLU would sue.

[/ QUOTE ]Hey Bob we can send them away too!!!!

[Belair62]

They need to go first.

[bilede]

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Was this really Robin Williams ?? This is great...but would never work because ACLU would sue.


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Maybe you can add them in with what George Carlin says about lawyers.. kill them, after all is done you would get off in court because you wouldn't have proper legal representation..

[firstgenaddict]

I saw Bill Maher on Oreilly the other night and that liberal Bush basher even thought the government should be profiling "men from middle eastern decent" and wathcing everything that they do. WOW! Oreilly told him he better be quiet or the ACLU was going to revoke his membership!
Maher said that searching normal Americans was not making anyone any safer!!!