Illinois Law

**SamLBInj** · #1 11-10-2005, 11:41 PM

You guys got some crazy laws..

Illinois
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
The English language is not to be spoken. (Uh...I wonder what they speak in Illinois...)(state law)
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
Spitting is forbidden
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
No person may keep a smelly dog. (How do you define "smelly"?)
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. (I wonder how they tell the chickens that...)
Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. (Ice skating...in June? What is up with this place?)

**TimG** · #2 11-10-2005, 11:56 PM

That's why I left Illinois....

**PeteLeathersac** · #3 11-11-2005, 12:11 AM

Any of these laws still on the books? . Didn't Abe Lincoln come from Illinois....perhaps he's behind a bunch of this foolishiness? . Honest Abe!

Belair62 · #4 11-11-2005, 02:01 AM

We run a tight ship here...stay where you are. I don't want to see some bastard fishing off a giraffe around my house pal.

**Born30YrsLate** · #5 11-11-2005, 02:24 AM

I can relate to this one..."Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire"...
Back in my younger days a buddy of mine and I went into a Hardee's for supper and they just happened to be having a big grease fire as we were in there...well, we didn't want to leave until we got our food...so to get us out they filled two bags full of french fries and whatever other burgers they had on that warming shelf thingy...so we kindly left the building but sat on the curb in the parking lot and ate our "complementary" food while watching the fire men do their thing...Simply Minds Simple Pleasures in a small Wisconsin town...

Donutblue · #6 11-11-2005, 02:38 AM

I wonder if that law refer's to -- two legged dogs or 4 legged.

**SamLBInj** · #7 11-11-2005, 03:30 AM

I guess its not against the law to pee in a girls mouth as long as you dont have a mustach, she lives in the next town over, and you arent sitting on your giraffe with your line in the water at the time of the initial peeing

**SamLBInj** · #8 11-11-2005, 03:40 AM

Here are all the laws from all states, pretty funny..
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/flam...tlesslaws.html

**Born30YrsLate** · #9 11-11-2005, 05:15 AM

"A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman."...but it must be OK for a woman with a moustache kiss a man???

**kwhizz** · #10 11-11-2005, 04:09 PM

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We run a tight ship here...stay where you are. I don't want to see some bastard fishing off a giraffe around my house pal.

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