USRSF (Joke)

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).



These Alabama boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following information about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the terrorist problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

[BBIGG BLOCK 396]

That is FUNNY!But probably very TRUE!So far there have not been any TERRORIST acts carried out in REDNECK STATES! If so there would be lots of shootings,hangings,ETC! Maybe the TERRORIST know this and stay clear of REDNECKS for a reason.Sort of like where I live! Theifs know everyone in the COUNTRY around here own GUNS,FIREARMS,WEAPONS or whatever you choose to call them.Therefore thiefs tend to stay away in knowing these COUNTRY HICKS will shoot first and ask questions after they finish another six pack of GOOD COLD BEER! LOL Then call the POLICE to let them know what happened!The Police will then arrive, help you drink another SIX PACK OF COLD BEER while filling out a report! Then the Justice of the Peace comes out and will help DRINK ANOTHER SIX PACK OF COLD BEER and to pronounce any DOA!If by chance anyone is still alive by the time all the COLD BEER IS GONE a ambulance will be called to take any injured to the hospital! Rednecks tend to not want anyone to testify in court as to what happened so in most cases no ambulance is needed for there are not any injured just DOA'S! and they don't like showing up anyway if all the COLD BEER IS GONE! That is how it works in rural Texas Counties! LOL So if you are in Texas and you want to steal something you had better do it in the CITY or a DRY COUNTY! It is the "AMERICAN WAY HERE" That Rifle that REDNECK is holding ain't nothing compared to some of the "POTATO GUNS" around here! LMAO

Bobby

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