Dumbest kid in the world (joke)

[JK98SS]

A Young boy goes into a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a questi on? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'


The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

[Motion Camaro]

<font color="blue"> I didn't see that coming </font>

[rubbinisracing]

Easy to remember, short, quick and to the point with lots of subliminal meassages...This is in my top ten. Thanks for sharing Jacob!

[Born30YrsLate]

...the best clean joke I have ever heard - HA!...

[BBIGG BLOCK 396]

That was a GOOD ONE! HA HA HA

[Canucklehead]

Just goes to show you greed isnt the best plan!!