ONE AWESOME SENIOR CITIZEN!!

[Mr. Chevy]

Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC.

There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.

An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship...................... and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?'

The old woman looked up at her and said, in a very soft voice, “Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I 'll stick this umbrella up your a$$ and open it!”


Rich

[Dog427435]

Not to cut in but I got this today - thought it was cute!

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider
bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done
with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat