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GOOD



Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but

wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy

was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR

TRAP AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a

bit further down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full

of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)



BETTER



A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an

automated radar po st in La Crosse , WI . A $40 speeding ticket was

included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.



BEST



A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper

walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I

bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. "He

replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was a

moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car

and left.