Joke

[427TJ]

A bald man with a wooden leg
is invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume
to wear to hide his head and his
leg so he writes to a costume
company to explain his problem.

A few days later, he received a
parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's
outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will cover your bald head and, with
your wooden leg, you will be just
right as a pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible
because they have emphasized
his wooden leg and so he writes
a letter of complaint. A week goes
by and he receives another parcel
and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your Wooden
leg and, with your bald head, you will
really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since
they have gone from emphasizing
his wooden leg to emphasizing his
bald head so again he writes the
company another nasty letter of
complaint.
A few day's later he gets a small parcel
and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of
molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head,
pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden
leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co

[CC Rider]

Nice!

[rare1]

"Thats great"

[x Baldwin Motion]

a perennial classic

[SSJunkie68-69]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.



As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water ea ch day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteriaã found in feces.


In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health


Therefore, it's b etter to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water, and be full of shiit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.

[Dog427435]

[b]
No matter how young you feel,
this one still hurts.











Eddie Haskell, The Beaver, and Wally
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[njsteve]

Wow I never realized before how much The Beaver looks like SpongeBob SquarePants!

[427TJ]

Back in the early '80s I had a t-shirt that had a photo of young Beaver Cleaver with the words "I (heart) Beaver!" Everybody loved that one, even girls.