New Element Discovered

[Seattle Sam]

The recent hurricane and gasoline issues helped prove existence of a new element. Earlier this month a major research institution announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Governmentium."

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.

Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as

Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium (Am) - an element which radiates just as much energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[SamLBInj]

Thats one of the funniest things Ive read in a while!
I have also heard that when Gv reacts from an injection of cashmonium it becomes greedium and then becomes very unstable and tries to take over many other densely concentrated oil particles