Young lawyer / Old lawyer (warning - sexist)

**Lynn** · #1 01-14-2006, 05:32 AM

Old lawyer and young lawyer sitting on a park bench. Very attractive young lady walks by.

Young lawyer: "Boy I would to screw her!"

Old lawyer: "Out of what?"

Moderators, feel free to delete (yeah, like you need my permission) if you think this would offend anyone. Of course, if it would only offend a lawyer, well he or she probably just can't take a joke and deserves it.

**njsteve** · #2 01-14-2006, 06:14 AM

As a "recovering" attorney, this was my favorite:

I heard California just passed a new law requiring lawyers to be buried 10 feet underground when they die, instead of the customary 6 feet.

Why? Because deep down, lawyers are really good.

-NJSteve, Esq.

**Mr70** · #3 01-14-2006, 06:19 AM

"It's a start".

**Lynn** · #4 01-14-2006, 06:46 AM

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"It's a start".

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actually that is the partial answer to the question:

What do you call six lawyers up to their neck in quicksand?

A: A good start.

Alternate answer: Who cares?

One more, and then I will leave it alone.

Small boy: Dad, why are there two guys buried in this grave?

Dad: What do you mean son?

Young boy: It says "Here lies a lawyer and a good man."

Verne_Frantz · #5 01-14-2006, 08:59 AM

Don't fret Steve...........................
99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.

**WILMASBOYL78** · #6 01-14-2006, 04:05 PM

Karen's law partner has three rules that he lives by:

1. Get your money up front...
2. If your client calls and says that he is in jail, you go home for dinner.
3. Get your money up front...

wilma

**kwhizz** · #7 01-14-2006, 05:34 PM

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Don't fret Steve...........................
99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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That's 99.9%.......just to correct you Verne

Ken

**njsteve** · #8 01-14-2006, 05:57 PM

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Don't fret Steve...........................
99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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That's 99.9%.......just to correct you Verne

Ken

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-Must be an accountant....we'll have another topic set up for accountant jokes when tax season rolls around.

**rpoz28** · #9 01-15-2006, 05:59 AM

A guy walks into a bar. After a few drinks, he yell out " all lawyers are a**holes".
A guy at the end of the bar answers back " I resent that!"
The first guy says "why are you a lawyer?"
He replies "No, I'm an a**hole!"

**kwhizz** · #10 01-15-2006, 04:46 PM

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Don't fret Steve...........................
99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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That's 99.9%.......just to correct you Verne

Ken

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-Must be an accountant....we'll have another topic set up for accountant jokes when tax season rolls around.

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No......Not an accountant...........Just a realist........

Ken

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