joke

[shor]

Subject: dinner w/the parents


>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
>dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
>girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
>like to go out and make love for the first time.
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
>he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
>pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
>everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
>
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
>he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy
>insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
>busy, it being his first time and all.
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
>meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
>meet my parents, come on in!"
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
>girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
>and bows his head.
>
>A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head
>down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
>Finally, after twenty minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
>leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were
>this religious."
>
>The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
>a pharmacist!"