joke

[Charley Lillard]

ONE ARM

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very
depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of things
that took two arms. One day, he'd had it. He decided to commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He
was standing on the ledge, looking down, when he saw a man skipping
along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw the
man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, "What am I doing up here, feeling sorry for myself?
I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no
arms, skipping down the sidewalk, happy and going on with his life."

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how
glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt u gly
and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked the man for saving
his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go
on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his
heels again.

The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He replied, "I'm NOT happy. My ass itches!"