Joke of the day

[Alss]

>> A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on The counter and
>>>sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.. The Man guesses there
>>>must be thousands of dollars in it!
>>>He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"
>>>"Well... you pay ten dollars... and IF you pass three tests you get all
>>>the money!!!"
>>>The man certainly isn't going to pass this up!
>>>"What are the three tests?"
>>>"Pay FIRST..." says the bartender... "Those are the rules."
>>>So the man give him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar...
>>>OK," the bartender says, "here's what you need to do...
>>>FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of pepper tequila the WHOLE
>>>thing, all at ONCE... and you CAN'T make a face while doing it...
>>>SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth...You
>>>have to REMOVE the tooth with your BARE HANDS...
>>>THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached
>>>orgasm during intercourse.. You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her."
>>>The man is stunned... "I KNOW I paid my 10 bucks... but I'm not an
>>>IDIOT! I WON'T DO IT!!! You have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of pepper
>>>tequila, and then do those OTHER THINGS!!!"
>>>Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays where it is.."
>>>The man has a few drinks... then a few more...
>>>Finally...he asks, "WHERRRRE'S ZAAAT TEQUIIIILA?!"
>>>He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big
>>>slurp...Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a
>>>face...
>>>Next... he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up...
>>>The people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY SCUFFLE going on outside..
>>>They hear the pit bull barking... the guy screaming...
>>>the pit bull yelping... and then SILENCE.
>>>Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers back into
>>>the bar .. with his shirt ripped... and large, bloody scratches all
>>>over his body...
>>>"NOW........" he says......
>>>WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!?!?