Wild Ride!

[mockingbird812]

Heard/read this before a few times, but still makes me chuckle inside...

Wild Ride

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red
light.

An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya got there, sonny?

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a
pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show
the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within
3 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he
notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going
much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my
Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator
and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him,
he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the
Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes
the moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees
the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed
of the old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
all the way up to 320 mph Not ten seconds later, he sees
the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out,
and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old
man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My
Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers,

"Unhook my suspenders from your .... Side view mirror