joke

[Lynn]

Two buddies are out golfing at a rural course right next to a farm. On the third tee, one of them hits a horrible drive, slicing it clear over into a field where a farmer is plowing. The ball strikes the farmer in the head, knocking him from his tractor which just keeps moving along in the field. The golfers go over to inspect the damage only to find the farmer has passed on.
OMG, says the one guy, what are you going to do? The fellow who hit the errant shot looks down at his hands cupped together in a simulated air grip, and says: “I think I need to move my right thumb a little bit to the right.”