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[427TJ]

Something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.


A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:-

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking British Airways," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"British Airways?" exclaimed the hairdresser.. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it........"



A month later, the woman again came in to the hairdressing shop. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of BA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I bet you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me"

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said: "Who the f**k did your hair?"

[m22mike]

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[427.060]

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[Lee Stewart]

[Burd]

[Lynn]

This video is too funny. I realize it is on a website that most consider far right. I do not support either the far right or the far left. The video itself is apolitical.

The lesson? Make sure you know all the facts before you fly off the handle and accuse others of wrong doing.

Enjoy: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/woman-car-gas-pump

[m22mike]

Poor Mr Tater head

[Too Many Projects]

Originally Posted by m22mike

Poor Mr Tater head

MORE unacceptable PC crap, erasing history. They had a MRS. Potato head, why do they now need a gender neutral Potato head ??

How are they going to reproduce and continue existing ?

[Billohio]

Might be next

[Burd]

My side still hurts from laughing. Lol
Jackie Gleason comes to mind, HOW SWEET IT IS.