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Are you Finnish ??
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>A virile, young Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing in his favorite >bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. >Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment >and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled >her >senseless. > >After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So ... you finish?" >She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." > >Surprised, the young man reached for her and the rattling resumed. This >time >she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The rooting >ends, >and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?" >And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to >him, >and softly says, "No." > >Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man >reaches for the woman yet again using the last of his strength, he barely >manages >it, but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing, and ripping the bed >sheets. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn >his >head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?" > > >Barely able to speak, she whispers "no, I Norwegian
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Re: Are you Finnish ??
Actually, I'm German.
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Re: Are you Finnish ??
Verne...wake up...its time to go to work !!!
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Re: Are you Finnish ??
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood.
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Actually, I'm German. [/ QUOTE ] Verne Frantz...German?
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Re: Are you Finnish ??
That's a nice Finnish on that wood.
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