I wanna be your true friend

[Chevy Phil]

> True Friendship
> > > >>
> > > >>Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always
>sound
> > > >>good, but never actually come close to reality?
> > > >>Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
> > >friendship:
> > > >>
> > > >>1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
> > > >>against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
> > > >>
> > > >>2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
>you.
> > > >>
> > > >>3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
> > > >>
> > > >>4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
>get.
> > > >>
> > > >>5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
>how
> > > >>much worse it could be until you quit whining.
> > > >>
> > > >>6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
> > > >>
> > > >>7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
>well
> > > >>again. I don't want whatever you have.
> > > >>
> > > >>8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
> > > >>
> > > >>9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
> > > >>"because you are my friend".
> > > >>
> > > >>Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
>you
> > > >>can only think of 4.
> > > >>
> > > >>Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good
> > > >>friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need
>me
> > > >>to bring a shovel.
> > > >>
> > > >>Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but
>only
> > > >>you can feel the true warmth....
> > > >
> > >