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Well.. since T. Woods is losing or has lost a portion of his sponsors that he endorses their products...I was just thinking maybe BP (British Petroleum) could pick him up...the new slogan could be "Put a little Tiger in your tank" or "Scank"....or Trojan "You can ride a Winner". Maybe I should have been in advertising writing slogans and jingles.
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Nike has a new slogan: "Just Do Me"
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?;--Santa only has three "Ho's"... What do Tiger Woods and a plumber have in common?;--Neither knows how to cover his ass... |
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This photo was taken last Sunday in Jacksonville (during a time out)...when the Texans were playing the Jaguars.
No explanation needed.
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This photo was taken last Sunday in Jacksonville (during a time out)...when the Texans were playing the Jaguars. No explanation needed. [/ QUOTE ] That's some funny ass crap right there.. |
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tiger has been shoting at the wrong hole
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I was always under the impression the penalty for playing the wrong hole was a "DQ" from the tournament...not a 3 wood to the face...........poor Tiger..wait until the NY fans get a hold of him next year....
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Speaking of Tiger......here's one that's bound to put a smile on your face....
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Finally some good news today! Tiger Woods has picked up a new sponsor! Viagra.
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