Go Back   The Supercar Registry > General Discussion > Lounge


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #391  
Old 02-11-2018, 11:45 AM
Mr70's Avatar
Mr70 Mr70 is offline
Yenko Contributing Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Illinois
Posts: 20,408
Thanks: 70
Thanked 2,489 Times in 1,139 Posts
Default

.
Attached Images
 
Reply With Quote
  #392  
Old 02-11-2018, 05:13 PM
mssl72's Avatar
mssl72 mssl72 is offline
Yenko Contributing Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 2,453
Thanks: 658
Thanked 604 Times in 347 Posts
Default

Nobody will steal that wheel!
__________________
Mark
1966 L72, 4spd Caprice
1974 Z28, M40 Camaro
Reply With Quote
  #393  
Old 02-11-2018, 06:20 PM
marxjunk marxjunk is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: KansasCity KS
Posts: 2,077
Thanks: 89
Thanked 206 Times in 134 Posts
Default

but wheres the bike it was attached too?
__________________
Mark
Reply With Quote
  #394  
Old 02-11-2018, 06:36 PM
PeteLeathersac's Avatar
PeteLeathersac PeteLeathersac is offline
Yenko Contributing Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: O' Canada
Posts: 12,025
Thanks: 14,668
Thanked 4,186 Times in 1,967 Posts
Default

'


~ Pete

.
Attached Images
 
__________________
I like real cars best...especially the REAL real ones!
Reply With Quote
  #395  
Old 02-12-2018, 06:45 AM
mssl72's Avatar
mssl72 mssl72 is offline
Yenko Contributing Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 2,453
Thanks: 658
Thanked 604 Times in 347 Posts
Default

There it is!
__________________
Mark
1966 L72, 4spd Caprice
1974 Z28, M40 Camaro
Reply With Quote
  #396  
Old 02-19-2018, 05:18 PM
427.060 427.060 is offline
Yenko Contributing Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 1,185
Thanks: 157
Thanked 276 Times in 85 Posts
Default

Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a
possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles
the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What
in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?"

Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald duck!"
__________________
1968 Beaumont SD396
Reply With Quote
  #397  
Old 02-19-2018, 05:19 PM
Crush Crush is offline
Yenko Contributing Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Motor City!
Posts: 1,991
Thanks: 941
Thanked 672 Times in 420 Posts
Default

That was good!
Reply With Quote
  #398  
Old 02-20-2018, 01:34 AM
NorCam's Avatar
NorCam NorCam is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 4,190
Thanks: 2,583
Thanked 3,399 Times in 1,242 Posts
Default

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender says to him, ‘You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.’ The Irishman replies, ‘Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.

‘The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, ‘I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.’

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. ‘Oh, no, ‘ he says, ‘Everyone is fine. I’ve just quit drinking!
__________________
I like solid lifter cars, big cams and cars w/ 3 pedals in them.
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to NorCam For This Useful Post:
Craig_Maiorana (03-12-2018)
  #399  
Old 02-21-2018, 09:40 PM
427.060 427.060 is offline
Yenko Contributing Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 1,185
Thanks: 157
Thanked 276 Times in 85 Posts
Default

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.



Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied...."Divorce attorney.”
__________________
1968 Beaumont SD396
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to 427.060 For This Useful Post:
Craig_Maiorana (03-12-2018)
  #400  
Old 02-23-2018, 09:44 AM
Lee Stewart's Avatar
Lee Stewart Lee Stewart is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: ABQ, New Mexico
Posts: 36,633
Thanks: 3,506
Thanked 136,486 Times in 22,778 Posts
Default

At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.

Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Newton and Brookline, stands up and proclaims "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van, to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If the rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Estelle Rubin, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The rabbi, blushing, asks her:

"Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"

Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied

"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and Abe said: "Screw him."
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Lee Stewart For This Useful Post:
bbbentley (03-03-2018)
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 05:21 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.

O Garage vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.