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Well, I got my first shot today, it wasn't too bad at all.
In fact it, it was so easy I decided to get my second shot today as well. ........as soon as the bartender gets back. |
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67 Nova Boy (04-27-2021) |
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Mitch 1970 Chevelle SS 1966 Chevelle SS 1967 Camaro ss/rs 1938 Business coupe, street rod 2000 FXSTS, original owner, 13k miles |
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Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gav...e them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will; just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!" Welcome to the golden years...
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Guy picks up a genie bottle on the beach. Rubs it… sure enough a genie pops out.
“I will grant you any wish you want” says the genie. Man: “Don’t I get three wishes?” Genie: “No: that’s just in Hollywood. One wish.” “Well, then, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but am deathly afraid of planes and boats. So, I want a highway from LA to Hawaii.” Genie: “A highway to Hawaii??? You have got to be freakin kidding me. Do you have any idea of the logistics involved? What about shipping lanes? Is there anything else I can give you instead?” Man: “OK, I will let you off the hook if you can tell me how a woman’s mind works.” Genie: “Two lane or four?”
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet ... Ben Franklin |
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Mitch 1970 Chevelle SS 1966 Chevelle SS 1967 Camaro ss/rs 1938 Business coupe, street rod 2000 FXSTS, original owner, 13k miles |
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Classic Cars...
Got this today from one my cronies...
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02 Berger 380hp #95 Lots of L78 Novas Join National Nostalgic Nova! 70 Orange Cooler 69 Camaro |
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63 Vette Rdstr (sold ) 68 Z28 (May /68 build) 70 LS6 Hdtp.M40.4.10/Dec/69 build When the flag drops the bullsh1t stops. |
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