The value of a drink

[Motion Camaro]

<font color="blue">The Value of a Drink </font>

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
About the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
And dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
Of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
Dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy </font>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
Happened to your bra and panties. </font>

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<font color="blue">"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
Wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
Going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra </font>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking th an most people. </font>

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<font color="red">"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman </font>

<font color="green">WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. </font>

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<font color="blue">"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright </font>

<font color="green"> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. </font>

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<font color="red">"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
We fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
Get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke </font>
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<font color="green">WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. [/color

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<font color="purple">"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin </font>

<font color="green">WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.</font>

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<font color="blue">"Without question, the greatest invention in the
History of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
Wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
Not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry </font>

<font color="green">WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. </font>

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<font color="red">To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Supp ort Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell </font>

<font color="green">WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. </font>

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<font color="blue">And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:</font>

<font color="red">"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the s ame way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."</font>

[Kim_Howie]

Cheers

[GRB]

Is the hang over proof there is a devil??

[WILMASBOYL78]

"Never drink for free when you can pay for it"

wilma

[Mr70]

No one really buys a drink,we just rent it for awhile..

[mrhp]

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."

George Bernard Shaw