loving wife ...

[Motion Camaro]

<font color="blue"> I hear that.</font>

[Shevelle]

Oh, when will you boys ever learn? Unless you hear the word "yes" come from our lips, anything else is quite simply an emphatic "NO"!

[1969l78]

[COPO 70 RS/Z28]

But when you say no does it really mean yes??????

[Mr. Chevy]

A secretary where I work at got into it with her husband on the phone the other day right in the office in front of other co-workers. Apparently she used the computer to go on the internet, which is an agency no no, to view her credit card transactions and she saw somehting that was "foreign" to her. She then called her husband at home and asked what he bought.

He apparently told her that he bought saddle bags for his Harley and she "flew off the handle" yelling at him in the office over same right in front of other co-workers. She was yelling "well I guess thats your father's day gift" and slammed the phone down on him.

What a real piece of work, immature and very unprofessional!! If I was married to that all her crap would have been at the curb when she got home!!

On a side note, the husband does work hard and has a good job that makes much more money than the wife and he basically is supporting her and 2 children!!

Rich

[Shevelle]

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But when you say no does it really mean yes??????

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No. Uhh...I mean Yes.

[COPO CARTEL]

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A secretary where I work at got into it with her husband on the phone the other day right in the office in front of other co-workers. Apparently she used the computer to go on the internet, which is an agency no no, to view her credit card transactions and she saw somehting that was "foreign" to her. She then called her husband at home and asked what he bought.

He apparently told her that he bought saddle bags for his Harley and she "flew off the handle" yelling at him in the office over same right in front of other co-workers. She was yelling "well I guess thats your father's day gift" and slammed the phone down on him.

What a real piece of work, immature and very unprofessional!! If I was married to that all her crap would have been at the curb when she got home!!

On a side note, the husband does work hard and has a good job that makes much more money than the wife and he basically is supporting her and 2 children!!
AMEN Brother.
Rich

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[Hylton]

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A secretary where I work at got into it with her husband on the phone the other day right in the office in front of other co-workers. Apparently she used the computer to go on the internet, which is an agency no no, to view her credit card transactions and she saw somehting that was "foreign" to her. She then called her husband at home and asked what he bought.

He apparently told her that he bought saddle bags for his Harley and she "flew off the handle" yelling at him in the office over same right in front of other co-workers. She was yelling "well I guess thats your father's day gift" and slammed the phone down on him.

What a real piece of work, immature and very unprofessional!! If I was married to that all her crap would have been at the curb when she got home!!

On a side note, the husband does work hard and has a good job that makes much more money than the wife and he basically is supporting her and 2 children!!

Rich

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I never could understand women like that. If you work hard and have money after putting food on the table, why can't you enjoy life a bit? If my wife ever pulled one of those stunts, I would not say anything for a day and then come back home and tell her I just quit my job and am going to work at a donut shop. We'll see how far my paycheck will go then!

[Canuck]

Time for this!

Men Are Just Happier People






What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.


Hope the women in your life can handle this because us men will happily enjoy reading it.

[Shevelle]

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Hope the women in your life can handle this because us men will happily enjoy reading it.

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I CAN handle the truth...and how perfectly true that is!

Well, with maybe this one exception...

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You can wear NO shirt to a water park. You only have to shave your face and neck.

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That should probably be ammended to read:
"If you are going to wear NO shirt to the water park you only have to shave your face, neck, AND BACK!