FEMALE & MALE PRAYERS

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FEMALE & MALE PRAYERS


FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I Pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I Pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh!!! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind???"
I Pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I Pray For a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac With Huge Boobs
Who Owns a Liquor Store and a Bass Boat.
This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Give a SH-T.

Amen.