Joke

[Ngtflyr]

It's Friday so here's another one:

A college professor had been out with colleagues having some drinks at the local watering hole. As he left his friends he knew that he was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked. "My wife." said the man.