Wanna be a Pilot

[A12pilot]

“skkknnzzzzzzzzzzz.....” Huh, Wha..What??? Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. See, when we’re in cruise, I turn on the autopilot, put on my feety pajamas and night cap with the Pom-Pom on the end, then walk through first class with my candle lit guiding my way to my bunk until it’s time to descend. Yyyyyyyaaaawwwnnn....smack, smack (stretch) (itch itch)...Guess I’ll go land this thing..

All I can say is as the saying goes, it’s hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror! But that little guy pretty much hit the nail on the head at the end, as hopefully you all can attest to as well, That I haven’t “worked” a day in my life at this “job” and hope it stays that way! When you love what you do, you never actually go to work!

See? That wasn’t so bad, right Mikey!? (PM sent Phil...He thinks he’s so big with his flawless work n’ junk...this is freakin’ bulshhhh...oh wait...that wasn’t supposed to be typed out!)

Cheers
Dave