Joke................... Little Johnny

[Charley Lillard]

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.
He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said "Since Christmas
is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he
cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place
of the gift or gifts he request".
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up.
When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree.
And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn
garage.
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog
poop.
confused, Little Johnny walked down the stairs and saw another pile of dog
poop under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge
pile of poop by the garage. When Johnny walked back inside with a curious
look on his face, his Dad smiled, and asked, " What did Santa bring you this
year?"
Johnny replied, " I think I got a dog but I can't find
the son-of-a-bitch