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I wanna be your true friend
> True Friendship
> > > >> > > > >>Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always >sound > > > >>good, but never actually come close to reality? > > > >>Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true > > >friendship: > > > >> > > > >>1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge > > > >>against the sorry bastard who made you sad. > > > >> > > > >>2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking >you. > > > >> > > > >>3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. > > > >> > > > >>4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I >get. > > > >> > > > >>5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about >how > > > >>much worse it could be until you quit whining. > > > >> > > > >>6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. > > > >> > > > >>7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are >well > > > >>again. I don't want whatever you have. > > > >> > > > >>8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. > > > >> > > > >>9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; > > > >>"because you are my friend". > > > >> > > > >>Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because >you > > > >>can only think of 4. > > > >> > > > >>Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good > > > >>friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need >me > > > >>to bring a shovel. > > > >> > > > >>Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but >only > > > >>you can feel the true warmth.... > > > > > > > |
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