Go Back   The Supercar Registry > General Discussion > Lounge


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-16-2009, 05:33 AM
Motion Camaro Motion Camaro is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Pompano Beach, Florida
Posts: 1,628
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post
Default A Lawyer & his Cigars ...

<font color="blue">BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.


This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.


Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.


In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.'
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.


The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with me.)


Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.


Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars
that perished in the 'fires'.


NOW FOR THE BEST PART...


After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from
the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest.


ONLY IN AMERICA....
NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE'RE NUTS

Every once in a while sanity prevails!
</font>


__________________
Mike Fabian
Reply With Quote
Click here to view all the pictures posted in this thread...
  #2  
Old 01-16-2009, 06:24 AM
SSjeff427 SSjeff427 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Not all here, but never all there.
Posts: 181
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default Re: A Lawyer & his Cigars ...

That is some funny shtuff.
__________________
1969 Baldwin Motion Chevelle SS427 Phase III
CLONE, RECREATION, TRIBUTE, etc.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 01-16-2009, 06:42 AM
CC Rider's Avatar
CC Rider CC Rider is offline
Yenko Contributing Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Spoiled Bratsville, AZ
Posts: 6,958
Thanks: 1,136
Thanked 6,308 Times in 907 Posts
Default Re: A Lawyer & his Cigars ...


__________________
Rick

1966 Chevy Caprice 427-390
2012 Chevy Camaro RS Convertible

Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 01-16-2009, 08:47 PM
al8apex al8apex is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 1,993
Thanks: 25
Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts
Default Re: A Lawyer & his Cigars ...

ummm, false ... although a good story

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp
__________________
Jim R
Scottsdale, AZ

Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 01-16-2009, 10:15 PM
Kim_Howie Kim_Howie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 4,411
Thanks: 6
Thanked 30 Times in 18 Posts
Default Re: A Lawyer & his Cigars ...

First of all that type of fire is called a "friendly fire" and they are covered.
__________________
Jake is my grandson!!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 12:33 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.

O Garage vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.