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12-01-2009, 10:20 PM
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Old Golf joke updated
Florida Highway patrol arrive to see a crashed Escalade, a famous golfer lying beside it and a Five Iron on the ground.
They proceed to gather info and ask the other person on the scene: Q:Mrs Woods,is that your husband lying there? A:Yes thats him. Q  id you rescue him from the vehicle?A: Yes i did. Q: how did you get him out of the vehicle? A: I broke the back window. Q: Did you use that golf club? A; Yes I did Q; how many times did you hit the window? A: I am not sure, maybe 4,could have been six times..... put me down for a five.
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12-02-2009, 01:39 AM
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Re: Old Golf joke updated
funny.
On a serious note regarding this situation for Tiger, there is certainly something fishy there. I am gonna guess that the Mrs. Woods was not on a rescue mission but rather a I am gonna hit you and or that car mission, at 2:30 in the morning. The truth will come out IMO.
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12-02-2009, 01:44 AM
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Re: Old Golf joke updated
LOL...
Did he have too many "irons" in the fire? Did a "birdie" tell her that he was cheating? I bet she really wanted to "tee off" on him! Maybe it was just "par" for the course for him? Or was it just a "stroke" job?  
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12-02-2009, 01:54 AM
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Re: Old Golf joke updated
his girlfriend said "you're not out of the Woods yet..."
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12-02-2009, 02:37 AM
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Re: Old Golf joke updated
I just read a private news report that said Tiger wasn't actually driving the vehicle...Cumby was !!
 Tiger was really in the back seat with Howie and Tibor Just wanted to be sure you guys knew the true story 
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