Satellite Mishap (in the LAB)

JChlupsa · #1 09-11-2003, 10:40 PM

>Apparently another satellite project removed 24 bolts from the NOAA N stand (don't know why - but wasn't authorized) and no one at Lockheed/Martin noticed before they started tilting the satellite.

<font color="red"> Is it safe to say someone is jobless today!!!! </font>

JChlupsa · #2 09-11-2003, 10:41 PM

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JChlupsa · #3 09-11-2003, 10:41 PM

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JChlupsa · #4 09-11-2003, 10:42 PM

NOAA

Belair62 · #5 09-12-2003, 01:06 AM

Holy crap......

**Mr70** · #6 09-12-2003, 01:22 AM

Lenny did it..It was Lenny.He's the Guy!

JoeC · #7 09-12-2003, 05:26 AM

They probably all used the Homer Simpson defense
"Duhh ...it was like that when I got here Boss"

**Charley Lillard** · #8 09-12-2003, 01:00 PM

Jeff..What does NOAA stand for and what was the Sat. going to be used for ?

**Mr70** · #9 09-12-2003, 01:37 PM

I believe NOAA stands for National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration.

whitetop · #10 09-12-2003, 02:37 PM

What is really sad, the person(s) at fault WILL NOT be fired. Whenever a government employee screws up(major), rapes a coworker, misuses a gov. credit card for 100K for personal use they are just transferred or reassigned or sent home with pay while the case is being investigated. Typical government.

Here are some reason a gov. employee will be fired:

1.)cross or ten commandents poster on their private
desk/wall.
2.)Inadvertantly blurt out "Merry Christmas" instead of
the new PC "happy winter holiday"
3.)Your gay male co-worker is sexually harrasing you and
you demand from your superiors that he stops.
4.You mention that your department is inefficient
and misuses money and could do with less money the coming
year and still manage fine.
5.White male who cuts off his bad combover.

Any more?

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