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Re: Amnesty bill passes in senate
How true.
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Re: Amnesty bill passes in senate
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> >A man walked into a curio shop in Texas. >Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size >bronze >statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he >decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the >bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it >back, "said the owner. The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll >take the rat; and I won't be bringing it back." As he walked down the >street >carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of >alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit >disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of >blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began >squealing. He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took >a nervous look >around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the >millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and >faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat >as far out into the Harbor as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all >jumped into the water after it, and were drowned. The man walked back to >the >curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back !" "Actually >no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little >bronze Mexican over there!" >
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