Couldn't handle the pressure!

[Jeff H]

Once again, I found myself 1 under par after 8 holes of golf and couldn't handle the pressure to shoot under par for 9 holes. I bogied the 9th to shoot par. The funniest thing is that I haven't played golf in over 4 weeks and I just walked out there today and had 2 birdies, 2 bogies and 5 pars like I play every other day. The guy I joined up with just kept shaking his head. I think the real problem is that I only took 1 beer out with me and it was definitely a 2 beer/1 cigar situation. I did this about 15 years ago. Only then, I was 4 under par after 4 holes and collapsed to the pressure and bogied the last 4 holes to shoot par. I need a beer, or 2, or 3...

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I had a birdie putt lip out and a par putt lip out...