Ken Tibor Arrested....

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News Flash...Kenosha, Wisconsin (HP) Authorities announced today the apprehension and arrest of Ken Tibor, a well known area businessman. Skunkhollow County Sheriff, Barney Fife, says Tibor was charged with impersonating a teenager....a 3rd degree felony in Wisconsin. It is alleged that Tibor was scene street racing with a group of young people near a local drive-in. Tibor refused to be interviewed, after his wife Paulette posted 2 of his hotrods as bond for his release. Tibor's lawyer did read a prepared statement to the press claiming his innocence and
saying it was just a silly birthday prank. If convicted, Tibor faces a term of 6 months of community service at an area drag strip. The judge asked Tibor to surrender his passport, so he couldn't flee to his sanctuary in Jamaica. It was further learned, that Tibor is a member of a well known subversive organization that goes by the letters SYC...authorities are not exactly sure what the SYC group is, but they speculate it promotes a variety of illicit hotrod activities. Local church groups and civic organizations have joined in to voice their concerns about these types of behaivor. We will follow this story closely and update our readers as news develops.