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Old 06-17-2008, 08:28 AM
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Default Time for a little humor, lexophile style.

- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting arest.
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's allright now.
- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder, and got a little behind inhis work.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.- When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium atlarge.
- A thief who stole a calendar.. got twelve months.
- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardenedcriminal.
- Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
- We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shakyground.
- The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
- If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
- A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
- A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Countthat votes.
- A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
- If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
- A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in LinoleumBlownapart.
- You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
- He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
- A calendar's days are numbered.- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
- When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
- If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.- Acupuncture: a jab well done.
- A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine..
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